Smartass & Sass

💃🏼 A monthly subscription box—and online shop—for mouthy mofos

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Security Type
Convertible Note
Retail, Alcohol, Consumer Goods & Products, Community & Lifestyle
Min Investment
Lincoln, NE
Expected Close Date
April 30, 2023
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Key Deal Facts

👸🏽 4,300+ active subscribers
💰 $3.9 million revenue in 2021, $2.5 million in 2020, $1.1 million in 2019
🎁 5+ years in the subscription industry
📦 Over 190,000 orders shipped
👯‍♀️ 100% female-owned and -operated
📰 Featured in Buzzfeed, Scary Mommy, RealSimple
🤭 We're funny as f*ck

Management Team / Advisory Board Bios

Abby Bartholomew HBIC | CEO & Co-FounderEntrepreneur for 15+ years; project and operations management at IBM, Kenexa, ad agency; Master of Arts in Marketing, Communications, & Advertising; wearer of many hats; bootstrapper extraordinaire; and new mama.
✨ Favorite swear word: f*ck ✨, Kim Blankenburg Co-FounderBusiness owner for 5+ years; Registered Dietitian, Broker Associate at HomeSmart Realty; tenacious AF; OG box packer; and resident Sass Squad advocate.
✨ Favorite swear word: douchecanoe ✨, Anh McClure Sass Master | CMOBusiness owner for 6+ years; Director of Marketing at PenLink, Interactive Manager and Web Strategist at IBM; co-owner of an escape room; exceptional visionary; and fount of knowledge.
✨ Favorite swear word: sonofab*tch ✨
Amount Raised : $106,910
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